Thursday, July 30, 2009

Urbanae uni life...

Uni...stands for university.

After entering uni, urbanae...creature from destiny island never thought that that is another Hollow Bastion on earth till she reach this uni.


Learn some new uni language.


Mid term-it's like Magnificent from snow white...sound very horrify and u never want to ''meet'' this.


Tutorial-Pray that u ain't call by teacher...or just prepared for it. Till now, urbanae never prepare for it because urbanae know some skill call Summon. wakaka. Summon for help or when teacher looking at u, expecting answer from u, just babel to him or her without a sound.....it works!!!


Practical-It's time for u to enter the battlefield...experiment time!!! Too bad apparatus is not allowed to be bring back home like we did in form 6....

After practical.....congrats!!! U jus win urself a REPORT!!!


Course rep-it's like magician in kingdom hearts...they will help u.....whenever u need help, they even offer help before urbanae ask...


Presentation-standing in front of a bunch of heartless and talk loudly....meaningless!!! Only keyblade will scare them away!!!


Bicycle-Urbanae's gummi ship.....


Luckily Oioi n lemon catz take care of urbanae here...together go eat dinner, go pasar malam, go buy bread n newspaper n stop complaining that urbanae always say there will be rain everytime we went out because we should sew up the silk before rain....

Urbanae very in love with practical teacher, because she so caring and willing to teach. But maybe urbanae haven't saw her evil side because there's some friends been scold by her....Dont know.... Because of this friends around urbanae thought that she is lesbian....==''. Urbanae love every teacher that treat her good n willing to teach her. Even Mr. his flower....only urbanae feel so guilty because didnt get good scoring although he've been teach n teach n teach.


So this is uni life....BZ all the time.

(PS: Urbanae have change from white big eyes bronze hair creature to Dark black fat creature...looks like a fat zebra because there is some part of urbanae skin didnt get UV light absorption...)

Friday, July 24, 2009

kody's lil life

just some stupid news from kody.

★kody successfully lost kody's dompet after go for a movie at time square with new friend.HOLLY SH*T!!that night kody really frustrated and thinking bout knock head to the wall to end kody's life.POKE!!!!

★last wednesday, 1 of the uni's student past away.he dropped down from floor5 to the badminton court.the day after that every student talk bout it.every brand of newspaper got news and pics bout that.gossip flying everywhere.a un-safety week.kody's room mate leaves kody alone at thursday (the room mate back to kampung) and kody sleep alone.it sux but nth happen.pu...h.

★a teacher with 长胡须 (arrghhh kody doesn't like him) teaches kody drawings.he loves to give many assignments.draw draw draw draw till dead meh!!kody bought a drawing block (18pieces) last sunday, but today kody realize te drawing block has run out of paper----gone.does that means kody need to buy drawing papers every single week???bankrap lo!!and the pencils also, after draw many pieces (i nvr count how many) , the pity 2B pencil shorter and shorter, sooner it ll shorter than my 姆指 ahh.


号外:
★some of kody's new friends very SOT. one of them go to buy some discounted books (this friends just take and take cuz the books damn cheap), then after this friends back to hostel and see what she bougt, she realize she bought a 中国军歌吉他歌谱. (she said she just saw the “民谣” writings on the book, but i saw a BIG 军哥 head printed on 封面.) the songs including in the book:

1)我的老班长(this is really piece of………………speachless.when i n some other friends that know she bought a 军歌歌谱 wan 嘲笑 she, we ll sing:“我的老班长~~♪我的老班长~~♪你还记得我吗~~~♪”it makes my stomach pain!!!!)
2)红星照我去战斗(this song title already makes me cnt stop from laughing.wat??a red star????邪教 meh?!?唉!!!!)
3)爷爷爸爸和我(…………………………………………3 generations also 当兵…………??)

(she really shameful of what she bought.today she back kampung also x bring dat book.hmmm better just laugh laugh dont 散播 this out...)

★★★★★★★★★★★★

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stupid uni life...tiger susu biscuits...mamee...curry...难吃的鸡饭...ramlee burger........sick.

Monday, July 20, 2009

flu + happy = Unblock Nose

I found a way to stop mucus from dropping again from my poor red nose.
Nothing special actually...
I have done my political science report!!I am so so so so HAPPY!!!
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moment i finished my report, my running nose is started leaving me.
A new math fomula thus created- flu + happy = unblock nose
I am so genius.
Haha!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Sob sob....stay silence....

Since here ald like this better change our topic to我们那一群在graveyard的禽兽....

Looks like everyone been bz doing their stuff....me too. I dont wanna do anymore....the group assignment is like a bunch of shit to me.

I dont want do it anymore...i rather stand in front of graveyard and pray pray pray!!!!! Wa...aaaaa..aaaa.....

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Its so silent here... like a graveyard... with the wind blowing wu wu wu wu wu wu wu wu... so deserted...

wu liao! wakakakakakakakaka!

ok back to work! shit lor shit lor......... shitty! =.=